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Chuck Norris Witze!

07.10.2009, 12:09

http://www.second-base.com | http://www.baesse.de
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09.10.2009, 16:17

Jesus ging übers Wasser, Chuck Norris schwimmt durchs Land.

Chuck Norris is seit zehn Jahren tot, der Tod hat nur Angst es ihm zu sagen.

...und mein Favorit:

Chuck Norris kennt die letzte Ziffer von Pi.
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13.10.2009, 15:29

also ich find das auch ziemlich witzig, nur frag ich mich was alle gegen chuck haben? klar manche filme sind net so der burner, aber ich mag den eigentl ganz gerne :) vorallem die filme als er jung war. :cool:
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17.10.2009, 02:50

muahaha chuck norris kann ne drehtür zuschlagen dass es knallt ;D
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Re: Chuck Norris Witze!

22.10.2009, 12:20

Wenn Chuck Norris ins Wasser fällt, wird er nicht nass - aber das Wasser wird Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris isst sein Knoppers um halb 11!

Chuck Norris kann Ameisen mit einer Lupe verbrennen - auch nachts.

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Re: Chuck Norris Witze!

29.10.2009, 04:01

Das Universum dehnt sich aus weil es Angst vor Chuck Norris hat.

Mein Top-Norris:

Chuck Norris schläft nicht er wartet :slool:



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Re: Chuck Norris Witze!

08.12.2009, 21:37

Chuck Norris ist doch ein Niemand! SpongeBob grillt unter Wasser!
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Re: Chuck Norris Witze!

12.12.2009, 11:50

Indem er einfach an den Enden zieht kann Chuck Norris aus Diamanten wieder Kohle machen. :lol:

und noch nen blöden über den ich mich immer wieder schrottlachen muss

Chuck Norris hat mal eine ganze Flasche Schlaftabletten geschluckt. Er mußte davon blinzeln. huar rofl
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